Douchebag vs. Douchebag: Round 2

April 18, 2013
Mike Filsaime vs Ian Vladimirov: Round 2

Mike Filsaime and Ian Vladimirov are two nefarious dirtbags whose mere subsistence abashes even the flies that hover over their fecal existence. Nope, they are neither experts nor gurus. Their proficiency at marketing (or at anything else) is equivalent to what Snooki fathoms about quantum mechanics. But hey… when…

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Mario Brown’s Online Marketing Masturbatory

April 17, 2013
Mario Brown IM Fraud

Mario Brown likes to flaunt his Journey to Success saga… and if it were only true it could have been so perfect! How rueful it is that in order to be a genuine success story, some authentic measure of success should be convoluted? Beholden to his dexterity to blatantly…

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Two Douchebags Squabble for One Inane Software

April 16, 2013
Mike Filsaime vs Ian Vladimirov

This is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! Two sludgy assholes which their whole essence in this world is to lie and to cheat are quarreling between each other, trying to prove who is the bigger liar and cheater… a classic lose-lose plight for them, a big fucking WIN for everyone else! ScamWorld never…

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David Riklan’s SelfGross Meets the Boiler Room

April 15, 2013
David Riklan SelfGrowth.com

Article directories… the final online depository destination where words secede to die. Nobody really gives a rat’s ass about what’s written over those hoarded articles anyway… there’s just there to squeeze the link juice for the GoogleGod, the uncontested potent deity of search traffic. But super-alas! The Holy Spirit…

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The Aryayek – Time Machine Made in Iran

April 12, 2013
Back to the Future's Doc and Marty

Step aside Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown, move over Terminator and screw you Stewie Griffin! At last someone had actually done it… transformed what some of the fools perceived as unfeasible to a feat so awesomely feasible! Time traveling… is now attainable, mothafuckas! For realz! Kinda… The Iranian semi-governmental (and…

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Urgent Private Swiss Plea from Kevin Trudeau

April 11, 2013
Kevin Trudeau in Trouble

Kevin Trudeau is so not totally a gigantic sliver of fraudulent guano! Except… you know… that he kinda is… because everything that comes out of his mouth is a fib and everything that comes in is Swiss Chocolate, courtesy of his duped callow serfs (aka “victims”). Due to his…

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Tying Up The Tax Club Cartel Loose Ends

April 10, 2013
Hunter Haas Loves The Tax Club

Boiler rooms hold a focal chunk of the iniquity in ScamWorld… they responsible for wadding the pockets of bilking spongers like Joe Vitale and Anthony Morrison, while insidiously marauding from the Average Joe/Jane through fibs and fabrications. If it sounds so shockingly dreadful to you to the point you…

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Anthony Morrison and the PMI Boiler Room

April 9, 2013
Anthony Morrison in a boiler room

Have you ever asked yourself what’s behind Anthony Morrison’s emotionless glacial eyes and his artificial fusty smile before you bought one of his overpriced detritus (which some may facetiously refer to as “products”)? I truly hope that you did… because behind his factitious visage only veils a great vacuity…

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The Only Answer to Becoming a Desolation

April 8, 2013
Leonard Coldwell Desease

The mendacious dark enterprise of Mocktor Leonard Coldwell is attempting to expand furthermore… the cur is always famished for devouring innocent spirits in any way he could, and thereafter he farts solely malodorous gasses of misery as their tormented relics. During one of his recent nefarious de-brainwash brainwash teleseminars,…

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How the InternetZ Captured the Feral “Stugotz” Assailant

April 5, 2013
Aidan Folan the Asshole

Why, hello there Aidan Folan you brutal barbarous savage! First of all, let me congratulate you on your new celebrity status… some would allege that “there is no such thing as bad publicity” but I’m sure that even they would consider to recant their supposition now. Aidan is a…

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Hypnotic Boiling Monstrosity

April 4, 2013
Joe Vitale scam

Is Joe Vitale really a doctor? The gullible asks with an intonation full of gullibility. Well, that’s me wittily retorting, if you mean like an actual doctor who had diligently studied the profession and been awarded a degree from an accredited institution then… no, Joe Vitale is not that…

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Egypt’s Democracy on Trial Alongside Bassem Youssef

April 3, 2013
Egypt’s Democracy on Trial Alongside Bassem Youssef

Democracy is such a fragile thing… one day you’re there on the streets protesting and fighting for liberty until you topple a despotic regime, and the next day you arrest those same valiant protesters who stood there beside you and democratically brought you to power. But fuck ‘em, right?…

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De-Brainwash Brainwash to Rape Your Mind (and Sometimes Your Body)

April 2, 2013
The IBMS Master's Society Brainwash

“You are brainwashed,” that’s what they’ll recite over and over into your ear, “let us ‘help’ you… let us de-brainwash you so you would be a ‘champion.’ All you got to do is to detach yourself from your friends and family and pay us some recurring monthly fees.” The…

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