“Frank Kern is the 9th worst surfer in California,” HA HA! Really funny Irwin! Your Facebook’s bio is so comical… like in 30 Rock meets The Office meets Rosemary’s Baby kinda way! You know, because you attempt to be all Jack Donaghy nifty boss entwined with Michael Scott goofiness…
…Because, fuck Tom Cruise. Yep, this is totally happening. The hacktivist collective (or whatever the fuck you want to define it) Anonymous doesn’t want you to watch the forthcoming film of CuckooCruise, Oblivion, and our fake outer space sources tell us Xenu is pretty pissed off because he’s…
Ugh! Those 13-year-old girls can sometimes be like soooo pestering! You’re like all molesting and stuff, doing your thing, while you abuse your superior social status and predominant physical strength and she’s like all snitchin’ to the Five-O! The audacity! After the prior case of that 16-year-old nefarious girl…
Our world sorely proliferates an abundance of rogues and crooks… and the local/federal law authorities don’t act rapidly enough (or sometimes don’t act at all) to halt the scoundrels before they inflict an ongoing irreparable emotional and financial harm. This is where those who wish to speak out enter…
Say congratulations, mothafuckas! Over the last weekend I became an uncle! Happiness, felicity, delight, joy, elation and stuff. But let’s be honest for a moment… you probably don’t really give a fuck because this site is not Parents magazine nor do I fancy it to be. So why the…
It’s so easy to judge other people and it’s even distinctly easier when they gain great success. Prejudge makes us feel better about ourselves, scoffing about the one who had mounted to glory only to plunge to the chasm of ignominy, right below us the “normal” folks. But sometimes…
Being in the army sucks. It’s always chillingly frigid or sweltering torrid (and never something in between), you’re constantly hungry even if you have just ate and you are consistently so so tired… sometimes it’s not that easy to serve a cause you believe in wholeheartedly (but you still…
It would be just another ordinary day. People would be eating their breakfast, taking their kids to school, going to work, greeting each other “good morning” and jesting on last night’s South Park episode. Just another ordinary day. Or so it would seem at first, until the long-impending quake…
The line had been crossed for the first time… a malicious threat or a heinous jape that had been posted online… and it had been crossed many leagues ago, in a time when the Internet was just a hipster thing that nobody had yet to fully comprehend and when…
