Mike Filsaime got a little upset when I called him a douchebag… but what the douchebag apparently doesn’t realize is that similarly to Marshall Bruce Mathers III, I still don’t give a fuck about what Mike FlimFlam gives a fuck. What I do, though, give a lot of fucks…
Many sleazy SEO companies are kinda like Jersey Shore. They are ridiculously boastful and always in the habit of flaunt and spruce… eventually, however, they are just vain braggarts which make you ask yourself why the fuck do they even preoccupy your mind. But unlike JWOWW and Pauly D,…
Jesus walks on water again! Moses splits the Red Sea once more! Muhammad rearranges the natural order of mountains afresh! Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce seals a new deal with Lucky Strike! OMFG… a new something is threatening to alter the core things in the world as we know it. This revolutionary something…
Article directories… the final online depository destination where words secede to die. Nobody really gives a rat’s ass about what’s written over those hoarded articles anyway… there’s just there to squeeze the link juice for the GoogleGod, the uncontested potent deity of search traffic. But super-alas! The Holy Spirit…
The mendacious dark enterprise of Mocktor Leonard Coldwell is attempting to expand furthermore… the cur is always famished for devouring innocent spirits in any way he could, and thereafter he farts solely malodorous gasses of misery as their tormented relics. During one of his recent nefarious de-brainwash brainwash teleseminars,…
“You are brainwashed,” that’s what they’ll recite over and over into your ear, “let us ‘help’ you… let us de-brainwash you so you would be a ‘champion.’ All you got to do is to detach yourself from your friends and family and pay us some recurring monthly fees.” The…
Emuaid is a fraud health company, disgracefully abusing the desperation of the ill for personal plunder. The company’s overlords, la familia Nicolo, crow that they received FDA approvals for their rickety “remedies” but that’s just another lie out of many. Emuaid first attracted my unwelcome attention after Matthew Nicolo…
Hey! Herbalife is totally not a grubby pyramid scheme, you motherfucking jealous haters! Okay… maybe only a little bit. Like, there’s always this meager chancy possibility that something isn’t as it initially appeared. But not Herbalife! No! Herbalife totally has real customers and not just downlines and uplines and…
Breaking news! Breaking News! BREAKING FUCKING NEWS! Anik Singal just launched a new ramshackle product camouflaged as a golden goose whereas the gold is actually just shit and the goose is actually just shit and Anik is actually just shit. If I’ve managed to convince you to buy this…
