There are only a few very rare instances of facing pure evil, even on the rough streets of the Interwebs. Sure, there are plenty of malignant cases of cheating and defrauding but it’s not as common to encounter an absolute sheer force of wickedness. So raw, so utter, so appallingly atrocious.
Are you ready to face darkness itself? Meet Leonard Coldwell.
Leonard Coldwell had been spawned into this world on a very murky day for Germany in 1958. Baby Lenny was in fact originally named Bernd Klein and in 1998 the US authorities officially reckoned his name change after he moved to the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Although the reasons for the name change and the departure from Germany are unknown, we can only speculate it somehow relates to the fact Leonard/Bernd had been accused several times for his cult-brainwash shenanigans in his homeland. And because Leonard is such a fierce freedom of speech advocator, he naturally tried to silence those German accusations.
Luckily, the German court had ruled that just as Leonard himself, his plaintiffs are also totally unfounded and stupid.
Leonard claims that he is a doctor, but unlike all other (/real) lame doctors who are practicing the science of medicine, “Dr.” Coldwell is much more than that- he earned no less than four “doctor degrees” (whatever the hell that means) and four PHDs (Ph.D.). Since you’re already lying and making up all sorts of degrees, you might as well go all the way with these nonsenses, right?
I first thought to bring up a few selected quotes from Leonard’s About page, but this WHOLE thing is so incredibly ridiculous that it would be a crime not letting you “enjoy” it in full. It truly could have been an immensely hilarious document if many innocent souls weren’t left abused and damaged by the path of misery the not-doctor Leonard has been trailing behind.
Through his ludicrous false affirmations, Dr. evil tries to sell his hocus-pocus infoproducts which apparently includes many “exclusive” answers like: “The Only Answer to Becoming a Sales Champion,” “The Only Answer To Stress, Anxiety and Depression,” “The Only Answer To Success” and of course the sweetest cherry on the cake, “The Only Answer To Cancer.”
Oh, haven’t I mentioned that? Leonard incessantly states that he cured cancer … yep, that’s right! The unashamed sham shaman claims he had healed over 35 thousands (!) sick cancer patients in the final stages with a 92.3% cure rate (!!). So if you are a dying terminal cancer person, go ahead and buy his crappy craps and shitty shits today!
Sadly, people will have to exert Lenny’s dubious methods all by themselves because he retired from the profession he never really worked at:
I retired from working with patients for 2 reasons: One was the constant restrictions and attacks from the government, pharmaceutical companies, and the medical industry. Even in spite of having the opinion of leading experts and the highest cancer cure rate in the world! The second reason I retired was to be able to teach, research and educate, and to rid the world of cancer.
Those government bastards! How dare they prevent from someone who is a total dimwit and a swindler to wield his fake healing tactics? Should we just trust those people who actually spent years of learning and practicing medicine from now on?
Faux-Dr. Coldwell also has friends which fit into his defrauding agenda, such as the multiple times convicted fraudster Kevin Trudeau. The two had a twisted loving relationship, promoting each other’s bullshit as a social proof to lure more victims. Here’s a 30 minutes video where Lenny & Kev rambling aimlessly and licking each other balls:
Some of the misdeeds of Leonard Coldwell extend beyond the obvious make-money purpose of almost any other scammer. Oh yes… Coldwell is one cold son of bitch that’s not only using his malicious manipulations to get into other people’s wallets, but also into other people’s panties.
Leonard Coldwell is more than a phony doctor and an elaborated cult-scammer. In addition, this lunatic is a sexual predator who uses the facade of his wretched business, to force himself inside his marks private business. Victims have been told, solicited and threatened to remain in silence and to never mention what happened to anybody.
I’ve never talked about this before with anyone. It’s making me very upset just thinking about it. I’d love to help bring Leonard Coldwell to justice, but not all by myself. I’ve already suffered plenty… and I fear that Leonard is a vindictive and dangerous man capable of anything. I don’t want myself, or my family, to become the focal point of his cruel rage. But please, someone needs to do something to stop Leonard Coldwell.
Leonard Coldwell is not a doctor. Leonard Coldwell is a scammer. Leonard Coldwell is a sexual predator. Leonard Coldwell is pure evil. Leonard Coldwell must be stopped.