Fake Consulting from the Fakest Consultant

Frank Kern Usual ResultsIs your business struggling to wield any profits? Are you barely managing to provide for your family? Is your spouse urging you to find a real job? Are your kids glancing at you with a famished disappointed gaze? Have you begun finding temporary solace in the warm embrace of Johnnie?

Worry no more, little hapless minion! All you need is merely a modicum of fake consulting to transform your almost insolvent business into the most lucrative venture in la la land … and no one is better at feigning success than the godfather of pretense, señorita Frank Kern!

Frank appears to be as qualified to confer financial strategies as Charlie Sheen is to proffer advice on sobriety … but hey, I guess you can’t criticize someone who says he’s doing it for free … right?

Frank Kern Quadruple Your Losses

Anybody who is even just slightly acquainted with Felonious Frank knows that benevolence isn’t a term he’s entirely familiar with (both in word or deed) … scam is the name and sham is his game … but it’s kinda hard to play when there are so many prohibitions restricting your racketeering rump after you have been entangled with the FTC.

So even though Irwin F. Kern, IV doesn’t have the education, the required qualifications, nor the proven experience, just a very substantial criminal record … he nonetheless offers supposed “free training” for aspiring business owners. But unlike Merriam-Webster’s punctual definition of the adverb “free,” Frank has a very different notion about what that word means.

Frank proposes that you participate in his alleged pro bono webinar where he consults consultants on how to consult other consultants on how to consult other consultants (ouch).

The webinar is really lame- Replete with vain platitudes … megalomaniacal comparisons of Frank to Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs … some low-tech Facebook spamming tricks … and a barrage of Frank’s self admissions that he has no true credentials or legitimately recognized accreditation and that he always was unsuccessful at everything (naturally those who can, do, and those who can’t, fake teach).

But the webinar itself isn’t Frank’s real goal … it’s just a facade, a veritable platform to gather the naive wannabes and pitch them his latest frauduct, Frank Kern’s Advanced Consulting Class.

The “Class” is actually just six video conferences online (once a week) where the unqualified and unskilled Frank pretends to know how to consult consultants in how to develop their wretched consulting business. The cost of Frank’s Charlatanry Class is $7,800 … an utterly impoverishing sum for most small businesses in today’s economy, but a small price to pay in exchange for absolute stark nothingness.

But Frank doesn’t care … because he’s not a real consultant. The only thing that he really is … always was … and always will be is a sociopathic con man. If you are looking for actual consulting, you should try a real consulting firm.

  • Tim

    This website sucks

    • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

      But still you remained here to leave a comment … you’re stupid, now go away and pretend you don’t care what I write about.

      • chuckfreyer

        Yes – he left a comment because you filthy middle eastern have set this up after invading our nation only but to defame someone within the letter of the law: the great Frank Kern. You have a problem with him? Sue like a free fair man, instead of the weak girls you people are. We will never forget . You 9/11 monsters. You will not insult an all-American consultant: Kern.

        • FairNBalanced

          I don’t agree with the author, but your reply is pitiful. Yes, attack his race that will make you relevant. lol, get out of a homogenous white state and go live in the developing parts of your country.

  • Jason Cooke

    Finally someone telling it like it is. Respect!

    • mohammadislamic

      No he is not- He is damaging the reputation of a self made multi-millionaire . Omri is a loser . What money does he make? He spends his time on this so how is he going to make money ? As for Frank – he sheeet works.

      • Jason Cooke

        You sir are what we refer to as a cunt! You need fucking and burning for promoting a scammer like Kern – and even worse for taking it where the sun doesn’t shine. Go get some education and fast – you’re an embarrassment.

        • chuckfreyer

          He is not a cunt . He is stating the truth. Not only have I also made a fortune thanks to Frank, but so have many others . If he was a con he would get shut down and imprisoned by the FTA – with whom he had originally already got into serious trouble. He’s on their watch-list but the stuff he does works so he is not shut down.

        • James

          I suggest you and Omri actually take a look at the material and tell me
          where is he lying? Where is he saying anything a good business
          consultant wouldn’t do?

          And compare your income with his – what
          qualifications do you have to be criticising him? You shout about his
          lack of credentials, what are yours? have you bothered to even look at
          the product before condemning it?

          He did indeed lose a court case
          and paid his dues. Since then, he has rebuilt his business and made a
          lot of money in spite of the restrictions that were imposed on him.

          It’s so easy to throw rocks and be the critic – it’s much tougher to add value and make a difference to people’s lives.

          • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

            I actually did look at the “material” … and it’s crap. He basically spews the same vain cliches and empty platitudes you can find all over the YouTubes and Facebooks for free, only he pretends that his services are “premium.”

            Your argument of income comparison isn’t valid … at all. Bernie Madoff was richer than 99% of the world and eventually he was still a swindling scumbag.

            My credentials … fair enough. I have studied financial advisory, accounts management and right not I’m during another round in the academic world. When it comes to all sorts of perilous unfounded proclamations about potential opportunities/investments … I know my shit.

            Frank didn’t just “lose a court case” … the FTC caught him lying, misleading and defrauding many unaware individuals. Right now, he’s doing the exact same thing, only he learned how to be a bit more sophisticated.

          • mohammadislamic

            Omri is wrong again. Why? Omri proves the stuff is “valuable” because he agrees with “Free” (he has no problem with that, but his problem is with paying). Even using Apple computers is free in a Apple store or library – but the “same item” costs money to buy. You have “choice” : you don’t have to buy Frank nor the Apple computer. I “choose” to buy… I choose to buy Frank. It produces incredible results not just for me but tons of people out there. Look at their “testimonials” [and no, testimonials that are lies will result in jail-term and action by the Federal government].

  • good

    Thank you omri, you f***ing whore. It seems you like calling your readers stupid and your trashing someone have a nice life.

    • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

      It’s okay … I understand that you need to vent after your fake gurus whom you worship to have marauded you again. After all, complaining to them will result in a prompt squelch of criticism.

      So … you’re welcome.

      • mohammadislamic

        You need to get a good life. Sitting here insulting great people is no way to live.

      • chuckfreyer

        You filthy foreigner trying to insult the great Frank Kern. You smelly middle eastern piece of rotting rubbish (inc. Iran) may practice your communism out there but this is the land of the free where Frank Kern will reign as he pleases as he is withIn the law.

  • mohammadislamic

    How dare you insult such a great man. He is trying his best to generate income – and if he has “Scammed” anyone with this business then you and/or Feds can take him to court. With this consulting and many other businesses – you will fail. You have failed. You can only resort to this defamatory insult. Go get a life….

    • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

      Wait, I’m confused … will I fail or have I already failed? Writing is so difficult! And apparently, so as reading … because if you would have read the article rather than automatically bowing to such a flagrant psychopath, you would have realized that the Feds already took this con man to court … and won.

      Good day, sir!

      • mohammadislamic

        So you Iranian terror , putting up your blog to disrepect Americans- you are a loser damaging the reputation of a self made multi-millionaire that helps thousands – you communist p**. You’re not even American – get out …. you Iranian piece of Shi-ia trash… go back to your Ayotollah and live like a friggin’ poor man there

        • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

          Hey scumbag, you’ve just made me do what I really hate- moderate comments.

          This is a free forum where everybody should have a voice, but when you growl your stupid primitive opinion that is filled with racism (under a few fake identities, no less) you cross the line.

          It doesn’t matter to which folk or race or gender or religion I belong … because it won’t make your GodKern any less the conman that he is.

          Take your bigotry point of view of the world, and go fuck yourself in the 17th century.

          Good day, sir!

          • chuckfreyer

            No I will not be “Going to f**” myself” you ignorant evil person. You defame and insult Frank Kern; the man that made me a boat load of money you filthy foreigner. You communists always hated people doing business in Iran or whichever nearby hell hole you are from

  • mohammadislamic

    This is sick and horrible. You are damaging a self made multi-milliionaire that guides tens of thousands of other people. You have no shame, no respect – you loser person in life

  • chuckfreyer

    Frank Kern’s material has made me over 3/4 of a million dollar to date. Does it work? Yes. Is it hard work? Yes. Is it the best there is? Most likely because everyone else just copies him. But is there evidence Frank is not a con? He is stating the truth. Not only have I also made a fortune thanks to Frank, but so have many others . If he was a con he would get shut down and imprisoned by the FTA – with whom he had originally already got into serious trouble. He’s on their watch-list but the stuff he does works so he is not shut down.

  • FreshFire

    wow, this article sounds really, *tastes tongue* bitter?!

  • James

    Interesting that you pick McKinsey’s as a “Real Consulting Firm”. To date, they have been implicated in insider trading, screwed up the reorganisation of General Motors in the 1980s, were uncomfortably close to Enron (which was headed by McKinsey alumni), told AT&T that cell phones would only ever be a niche market and not something that would have mass appeal and so on!

    Secondly, your article implies that because Frank Kern has no consulting qualifications, he is not qualified to run a course on business consulting. There is no such thing as a government recognised qualification for being a business consultant or business coach. For example, one of the big 6 recruits its business consultants from graduate computer systems analysts! They then learn their skills on the job.

    What counts in the business consulting and business coaching worlds is your ability to get results for your clients. Since his court case with the FTC, he has a track record of building successful businesses and of helping others do the same. That’s why people pay him for his advice.

    I hope you got good legal advice before publishing the above. It could be construed as being damaging to Frank Kern’s ability to run his business and ans such, you could find yourself on the end of an FTC investigation. All it takes is a complaint about the article. The FTC is a complaints driven organisation!

    It would have been nice if you’d analysed the content for value instead of wasting bandwidth with lies and half truths. BTW, you describe Frank Kern as a “convicted felon”. I’ve searched the internet and can find no record of his conviction – I can find record that the case was settled out of court. He was never tried and convicted as far as I can tell. Please point me to a legal entity’s page showing his conviction in court. Unless you can, you are committing libel!

    • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

      McKinsey & Company ranked for a long time as one of the top consulting firms in the world:


      Perhaps (probably) they’ve fucked up in the past, but they are a real company with actual professionals dealing with clients’ accounts.

      I didn’t say that Frank Kern should have a consulting license of a sort … but I did say that he’s not qualified to offer such services. After watching and reading many of his stuff, I’m more than sure that his business proclamations are completely unfounded and at times … unbelievably stupid. And as I stated on my prior comment to you, I am actually qualified (educationally) to assert those kind of claims.

      You speak of legal matters … but what about you? If you have some vested interest in Frank Kern and you didn’t disclose it in your comments, you yourself might be violating some laws … do you get me, coachingwithjames?

      • James

        Aaah, yes, the refuge of the weak – ignoring the request for proof of your assertions.

        I have no vested interest in Frank Kern, just as I have none in you, so there’s no danger of me violating any laws!

        I like some of Frank Kern’s products. I dislike others. What I do like is fairness and objectivity, something that’s lacking in your article.

        • http://www.glancingweb.com/ Omri Shabat

          I link to it in the article itself, if you didn’t see it.

          Here, I don’t bring the scammers’ side … nor do I wish to hear their excuses for what they did/do. If you want to read Frank’s side of the story for why he scammed so many people … go to his manipulative “I kinda fell and, oops, innocent people were massively fucked!” article.

      • mohammadislamic

        Frank Kern is a “Real company” doing “actual professional work”. The real truth here is you are a “hater” of American entrepreneurial business. Evidence? If what you say was “true” then Frank would not be able to practice business. You can apply to a variety of government departments to end him – point blank. But you can’t because he serves soooooo many people. Have you seen how many customers he has inside any product ? Have you seen how many facebook people – real people – love him? Thousands… he is a rock star. He has made me rich, my family owes him.