“Dean Graziosi a scam? Certainly not.” Says scammy scammer Dean Graziosi as his perfidious eyes are avariciously leering at your credit card. But fuck me twice and call me libelous, Dean is totally America’s leading real estate investing expert and educator… perhaps in a Bizarro-Seinfeldish kinda way.
The Fake Estate Virtuoso certifies on smarmy infomercials and over the interwebz that he will liberate you from all your financial worries by teaching you how to flip properties for some Peter Pan easy profits, and all you need to do is to participate in an “energetic, info-packed FREE preview event”! Libertà!
…Or maybe not.
The “free” event is essentially an extensive sales pitch where unctuous “coaches” from Dean’s miry racket will whisper sweet nothings into your ear as they try to willfully woo you into registering for a 3-day workshop. There, you’ll learn all the secret secrets of the secret real estate money making secrets for just $1,997! Swindly swindler Dean, if you naively ask, is never in attendance at those events.
Here’s one satisfied attendee sharing her pleasant experience:
My husband and I and everyone else that attended this 4 DREADFUL HOURS OF OUR LIVES EVENT was promised gas cards, free digital cameras. AND DID THEY DELIVER? HA DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?
But hey, people have bills that are piling up and not enough salary to live the good life like the hedonist bilky bilker Dean. The vultures can smell even the slightest stench of desperation… and coax a plethora of hopeful fellows to buy their way into the abyss of nullity by spewing repeatedly how rich they became and how the commoners can, abracadabra, too.
Similar to Fifty Shades of Grey, fraudy fraudster Dean’s 3-day workshop is about fucking. Fucking you. And just like the scripture of E. L. James, Dean wants to entice you to acquire the next volume in the series. Only Dean’s holds absolute zilch of a value… and with a much greater cost.
The 3-day mindshop is chiefly comprised of incessant high-pressure persuasion attempts to sway the participants to enlist in a more intimate seminar where they would truly procure the clandestine ciphers for real estate Donald Trump riches. Doesn’t the forever-wealthy arcane code merit a meager sum of twenty fucking thousand dollars?
What say you, one of many gratified partakers?
On their seminar, 80% per day for three days, they were talking about upgrading our membership to premium for only $12 to $24k and there we will learn the hidden secrets of the industry. Nevertheless, the whole seminar was none sense. All they offered can be found at google for free.
But if you can’t afford the “it costs more than real estate” real estate membership upgrade, crooky crook Dean can also proffer another vacuous proposal to accommodate your stint needs with the $997 Tax Lien Program… which you could effortlessly autodidact elsewhere for gratis.
Besides, by that point quacky quack Dean Graziosi already attained what he lecherously coveted all along… your personal contact information.
Equivalent to the pernicious ploys of other delinquent human-mongers, for cheaty cheater Dean Graziosi you are just as sponge-worthy as a Playboy Bunny is to Elton John… and he will sell you to boiler room companies such as Professional Marketing International (PMI) and Prosper which will brew and stew your credit card to the full.
Here’s just one “OMFG, it’s so fucking sad” web testimonial:
I have personal experience with Dean Graziosi. Through repeated harassing phone calls they convinced my sister to pay $5,000 in advance for a series of video real estate courses and telephone support sessions. They did this before she had completed watching a single one of their tapes. They encouraged her dream of financial independence through real estate and explained it would be a better deal if she bought the whole thing up front.
At the time she was living on government disability payments, confined to a wheelchair from advanced progressive multiple sclerosis, and undergoing chemotherapy for stage 4 ovarian cancer.
…And I guess that’s why they call it the blues.
The atrocities of tricky trickster Dean Graziosi have even caught the eye of the usually unwatchful Better Business Bureau (BBB)… which granted his company (Dean Enterprises, LLC) an F for Fuck You rating after an investigation of the BBB top honcho Dana Badgerow.
“Dean Graziosi a scam?” Says I and preemptively retort, “Well, only if you object to being humped, dumped, fucked and chucked.”