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? HLF. The Logo. The pyramid. Lookin’ kinda doob-ious? Sure, smoke enough THC & you’ll also believe in this far out MLM. And much like other banned illegal herbal substances, the one thing Belgium didn’t waffle about was their decision to outlaw Herbalife. Herbalife should be catapulted to the…
Joe Polish was just a bedraggled hung out to dry and beaten carpet cleaner with a receding hairline that had known shit about carpets and cleaning (and receding hairlines) when he discovered that the “secret of success” is plainly to sweep under the rug his own lack of any success…
Such as any other sociopathic male courtesan, Anthony Morrison likewise adores fucking his credulous “students” (aka “Gimme Your Money, Patsies!”) hard and deep… it’s their green savviness odor he finds so irresistibly alluring and their green cotton-made papers he covets to fiendishly guzzle. So alongside bartering the scapegoats to…
Mike Filsaime got a little upset when I called him a douchebag… but what the douchebag apparently doesn’t realize is that similarly to Marshall Bruce Mathers III, I still don’t give a fuck about what Mike FlimFlam gives a fuck. What I do, though, give a lot of fucks…
Similarly to the aftermath of numerous all-night benders, this progeny wasn’t really planned a year ago… it’s the outcome of true passion and profound propensity toward succoring the other. And I’m so fucking proud of my one-year-old fortuitous offspring. It began as a general (boring) tech blog which had…
“Is Empower Network a scam?” That’s the question thousands of other forlorn affiliates are trying to answer on their wretched web pages… but not me! No! I’m totally happy and rich and jolly and prosperous and not want to jump from a skyscraper! [Adorning the bestest fakest smile] Join…
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“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Mahatma Gandhi But Kevin Trudeau doesn’t give a modicum of fuck about Earth, other people’s needs and definitely not about Gandhi. Kevin Trudeau only cares about Kevin Trudeau and nothing else. That’s pretty much how…
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Mike Filsaime and Ian Vladimirov are two nefarious dirtbags whose mere subsistence abashes even the flies that hover over their fecal existence. Nope, they are neither experts nor gurus. Their proficiency at marketing (or at anything else) is equivalent to what Snooki fathoms about quantum mechanics. But hey… when…
