The Haunted Wood

David Wood- A Superwussy

Violence is the refuge of the weak. The incompetent. The insecure. The one who feels so powerless, that he has to coercively force his own failing rationalization on others. Violence demonstrates cognitive disability that poorly attempts to compensate for a…

Two

Dark Birthday

Two years. Versus Evil. Impact. Awareness. Mockery. Evil is angry. Very angry. Furious. Wants oppression … … and blood. Fuck Evil. Hacking attempts. DDoS attacks. Proxies. Greedy lawyers. Online mercenaries. Legal threats. Death threats. Rape threats. Rape & death threats.…

Doctoring a Lawsuit – A Poem

Leonard Coldwell Plays Doctor

Hi there again, my dear good old Me! How are you today, wherever your bilocated physique may be? Quite foolishly, I always thought that I’m just one … Though wondrously, it appears that another my being had to spawn.  …

Frank Kern vs Empower Network

Frank Kern vs Empower Network

Now this is quite hilarious. If even the Godfather of Scamworld himself publicly and openly calls your appalling MLM racket a scam … it means that your appalling MLM racket is one gigantic super-duper-uber motherfucking scam. And that you are…

Bamboozling Budding Bunghole

Jonathan Budd- Professional A-hole

The French have this expression, dents du bonheur … which means that people with a gap between their front teeth are lucky. But ever since Zinedine Zidane retired, I don’t particularly care about what the French have to say anymore.…

The Great List Plunder

Vick Strizheus' list loot

Ah, the list … this treasured treasure that every internet criminal desperately needs. Scams come and go, but the list … the list is the lifeline that maintains a constant flow of blood monies to the crooked douche at the…

The Rippln Implosion

The Rippln Pyramid Explodes

Oh, did you take it seriously? Did you really buy into all that hype? Did you actually think you’d become rich by sharing your uninteresting status updates or some stupid apps? Oh no … don’t tell me that you told…

The MLM Plague

The MLM Scam Plague

In an ideal world … this website’s gigantic staff of one would have kept on joyfully writing (because writing is awesome!) about technology stuff (because technology is awesome!) while making a reasonable living doing so (because making a decent living…

Skinning Herbalife

"Don't eat Nu Skin, China!" says Herbalife

El PatrĂ³n Michael O. Johnson, the ruthless shotcaller of the biggest MLM mafia in the world, is not all shits and giggles these days. Not that the lucrative suffering of millions had ceased, God forbid … but some days it’s…

Sinbox Blueprint

Anik Singal- Scamming Demon

The internet has been asking me a lot recently if Anik Singal is for realz … if he really broke the super-secret formula for perpetual internet riches … if he’s indeed the most brilliant marketing guru as other gurus of…

The 4-Hour Sermon of the Koenigs

Mike Koenigs' cult-of-personality

Mike Koenigs says that the above Chairman Mao style headshots are authorized for the media … so I used them (via Photoshop) because I definitely wouldn’t want to disturb Mike’s little self-fuckfest. I totally get it, a lady always got…

The Great Coca-Cola Lie

Vemma- BK Boreyko affirms the Coca-Cola lie

The world is flat. Buy these totally not dangerous subprime mortgage-backed securities. Please receive this giant wooden horse as a token of peace, Trojans. Bernie’s wealth management firm is the best one on Wall Street. I did not have sexual…